[大哭] 一切都是誤會
昨天就是傳說中可怕的情人節，
路上，電影院到處都是一對對閃亮亮的情侶，隨便一家餐廳都要等20-30分鐘。
服務人員： 你好，兩位裡面請。
經過了漫長的等待，我和學長總算有座位了，
妹子我一整天check-in下來，唯一想說的就是
“他x的 快點給我食物！！！！！！”
或許因為情人節客滿亦或是餐廳不大，我們身旁的座位距離....大概就是把手隨性往外伸直後，即可立刻與隔壁桌客人來個肌膚之親。
相當近！！！
於是乎 大家的對話內容都可以聽的一清二楚。
食物來了，
我點了牛，學長點了雞。
雖然我餓的像牛，但該有的做作可一點也沒忘。這時學長貼心的夾了一塊雞肉給我，
細細的咬了一口後...
就在這個moment ，我露出了開心及靦腆的表情說.......
“哇 還是學長的雞雞好吃....”
“哇 還是學長的雞雞好吃.......”
“哇 還是學長的雞雞好吃............”
阿阿阿阿阿阿阿！！！！！
為什麼我要在此時使用該死的疊字裝可愛！！！
再見了，未開始就結束的戀情。
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