哥哥的話千萬不要相信!!
最近和朋友聊起以前的糗事~和大家分享一下~希望不要也有人被騙了QQ
手機排版請見諒~~~~
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還記得小時候大概三四年級,最喜歡和哥哥打PS,小時候的我對於手把上那兩個黑黑的橡膠一直充滿了疑問,有一天我終於耐不住好奇發問了:
我:欸~這個手把上黑黑的是什麼啊?
哥:你說哪個?
我:就那個黑黑的可以動的那個咩~
哥:哦~那個哦~那個是按摩眼睛用的==+
我:真的假的!?(大驚)
二話不說立馬試試看==+
咦?真的可以按摩耶!!!!!而且按起來還不錯舒服唷~~~~
從此以後就熱衷於此按摩方式~後來還發現只要最下面的紅燈有亮,有時還會附贈震動的效果,只是有時會震動有時不會震動讓我一直不懂為啥~~~~~~
很久很久以後~大約到了國三吧,有一天正在按摩中,忽然聽見哥哥用疑惑的眼神看著我……
哥:妳在幹嘛?
我:打電動咩~
哥:那妳拿手把在幹嘛?
我:按摩眼睛咩~~
哥:……按摩眼睛?
我:嘿呀~你不是說這是……(忽然驚覺不對)那你說這是幹嘛用的?
哥:…………那是搖桿…………
我:………………
哥:……………………
我:…………………………
哥:哈哈哈哈哈哈誰跟你說那是按摩眼睛的啊XDXDXDXDXDXD
尼瑪!!不是你和我說的嗎Q口Q
還被騙了那麼久…………可惡!!
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