[無言] 我真的是你生的嗎?消失
小妹擁有許多女人都羨慕的體質---不易胖
但是這樣的體質,代價就是營養不良 (因為吸收不到?
所以小妹我很瘦 也一點都不"兇"...
或許許多女人對於變胖很畏懼
但對我來說,變胖的我會變健康 某部位會變大
所以其實我目前不會擔心變胖這件事,甚至會有點開心
這絕對不是炫耀文 拜託不要揍我...
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那天,久久沒回家的我 很開心的衝進娘親房間
然後坐在床邊跟躺著玩手機的娘親聊天
我:欸媽 我變胖了耶!
娘:......真的耶......(直盯著我
我:幹嘛?
娘:我覺得你不要再胖了......
我:蛤?為什麼?我還想再胖大概兩公斤欸
娘:你變醜了
你變醜了
你變醜了......
我:可是我覺得我胸部有變大欸
娘:看不出來阿~
我:真的啦 不信你摸!
娘:不要! 很噁心欸
很噁心欸
很噁心欸......(一臉嫌棄
我真的是你生的嗎??? (╯‵□′)╯︵┴─┴
小時候跟我說我是撿來的,其實是真的吧!!!
難得回家居然這麼嫌棄我......
五樓你說說,我親生父母到底是誰
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我以為只要有涉及某部位的都算@@... 修改了,謝謝指教唷>___<
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