[無言] 硬度(微西斯在多一點)
某個中午 我與橘寶，凱倫兩位女同學一起買午餐...
凱倫：最近那個來，搞的肚子有點不舒服...
橘寶：難怪看你胸部最近比較大
我：你們女生那個來胸部還會變大喔！！？
凱倫：會呀! 會大一點
我：那橘寶不就需要天天來？(開槍
橘寶：靠腰，那個來胸部會漲漲的很不舒服也！
我：怎樣的漲法！？
凱倫：應該像你們男生硬硬的時候的感覺吧?
橘寶：對也，你們男生硬硬會到多硬呀?
我：看程度吧，普通來說應該捏起來像小黃瓜...
橘寶：那捏大力一點不就碎掉惹！？
我：...應該不會有人很大力的去捏自己老二吧......(忽然一股涼意)
五樓說說你的黃瓜碎掉惹沒??
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