[無言] 媽……你乖
今日原po回家見我老母在洗窗簾時,
瞬間回憶起去年原po,
在家準備兇殘期中考,
我母親大人也是要洗窗簾,
在我讀的正專心之時,
瞬間眼前一片黑,
當我掙扎把罩住我的東西弄掉,
發現那是阿母的窗簾,
眼前一陣光,
我媽在我面前旋轉......
大喊:美少女變身!!!
(持續旋轉,到位停止)
我要代替月亮懲罰你!!!
我:媽,你有病嗎?
媽:美麗聖潔弓箭~
我弟(小六) 慘叫後倒地
這真的是我家人嗎?……
還被嫌棄不會配合那個老人家,
可是阿母,
你知道那是小紅帽洽洽的絕招阿。
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