[大哭] 有蠹魚!!!
幹!
躺在床上看書看到一半,
左邊牆壁居然出現一隻蠹(ㄉㄨˋ)魚,
活生生的蠹魚耶!
觸腳跟尾毛還不時在擺動,
你是多久以前的生物阿?
雖然我床上是堆了很多書拉,
但是你竟然大剌剌的就攤在那裡,
只好用衛生紙把你幹掉了。
掰掰看你下輩子還敢出來嚇人嗎?
於是我拿起衛生紙,
鼓足勇氣去壓那隻身體飽滿的蠹魚,
也預期到他可能會濺的我滿臉血,
就在那個攻擊的moment,
不知道是有點害怕還是怎樣,
手偏了一下,
他就這樣掉到床邊,
然後爬到了床底下,
留下了,
一個手拿沾滿銀色鱗粉的衛生紙,
傻看著床與牆壁間的縫隙的我,
幹!
我怎麼可能會失手,
阿我現在是要怎麼睡拉?
一躺下去左臉就癢癢的阿,
蠹魚阿,
你不要半夜我在睡覺的時候亂爬出來阿!
乖乖的去幫我吃蟑螂,
不然我出門的時候,
去把熱力學吃掉也可以。
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