[無言] 追鑰匙
今天中午,我正要發動車子,前方有個男的戴著安全帽,在路邊跟樓上女的喊話,說鑰匙在樓上忘記帶。
一個騎士疾駛而過,在那瞬間,樓上女的正好把鑰匙丟下來,不偏不倚掉在騎士背包上,而騎士完全不知道!
他就這麼一路往前騎啦!Σ( 뀠△ 院||)︴
等著接鑰匙的男子、剛從樓上丟下鑰匙的女子、路邊的我,大家一起看傻了!安全帽男也沒辦法騎車去追(因為沒鑰匙),無助地望向我,我實在同情他,油門一催就追了上去。
沒想到這一追,竟然就跑了四個路口!那騎士可能感覺有人無故追擊自己,速度不停增加,不管我怎麼呼喊都不停;而我也怕追太快,可能會讓鑰匙噴掉或出意外,就只好努力跟著,幸好最終還是成成功攔截。
我告訴騎士,有把鑰匙在他背上,沒想到他還不信,反問我形狀是怎樣的,這誰能夠答出來啊?
你以為這是百萬小學堂嗎?╰(‵□′)╯
折騰老半天,終於說服騎士讓我從他背上取回鑰匙。
日行一善╮(╯▽╰)╭
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