[無言] 老師的無奈
情境:國文課
我:同學,菊花的別名又叫"黃金甲"
學生:那不是動物嗎?(天真)
我:......那叫穿山甲= =
此時又想起去年的學生
我:成吉思汗的本名叫做"鐵木真"
學生:那不是Hebe嗎?
我:......她叫田馥甄= =
天兵乙:蛤~~那個字念ㄓㄣ喔,我以前都念ㄌㄨㄛˊ
我:那請問一下......她是水煮的還是油炸的?
事件二
情境:成語填空
題目:風調( )
學生:風ㄉ一ㄠˋ後面接什麼?
我:我才要瘋掉!!!!
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