[大哭] 為何要騙我?
在人生中的第一次喝醉 多花了5000元
我記得第一次喝醉是在大一時
那時候跟朋友到員林的某酒吧喝暢飲
那時候 還不知道什麼叫醉
我的意識只到了我把免費的調酒喝了一輪
接下我就....都不記得了!!!
隔天醒來...我已經在大學宿舍床上了
我昏昏沉沉的...頭超暈
昨天跟我一起去的室友急沖沖的趕著回家趕火車
我:....昨晚我有怎麼樣嗎?
室友:.....你拿酒杯把人家的小便斗給ㄎㄚˋ破了....
我:........槓......不是吧....?
然後悲劇在後頭 他就走了....回家了..
我就想說完蛋了...我YAHOO拍賣看了一個多小時小便斗的價錢
然後....我領了5000 去 B&Q 抱了一個小便斗 去酒吧...
然後....我領了5000 去 B&Q 抱了一個小便斗 去酒吧...
然後....我領了5000 去 B&Q 抱了一個小便斗 去酒吧...
悲劇....到了酒吧...
酒吧店員全笑翻.....
因為我根本沒ㄎㄚˋ破小便斗 被室友整了...
但那晚我吐得亂七八糟
我又花了 160 買 8 杯清新請店員喝
然後...槓....畢業兩年,這次大掃除看到那個小便斗
心裡無限上綱的....X....
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是我 我是 昶是永遠的太陽 不是升很久的旭日
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天涯無處何芳草,為何要在網路找。
網路女生可真少,而且質量也不好。
網路女生一回頭,嚇死對面一頭牛。
網路女生二回頭,網路男人要跳樓。
網路女生三回頭,比爾蓋茲撞地球。
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