[無言] 姪女的拍拍
長越大越會發現過年年味越來越淡
重複的電視節目跟親戚們鬼黨牆式的問候
唯一值得期待的是我們家的小姪女吧
偶爾聽小孩子崩潰式尖叫在過年其時挺熱鬧的
今年一見面她就抱住我的的蛇腿"恭喜發財"
然後拿到紅包後小妮子就蹦蹦跳跳的跳走了.....m = ="
吃飽飯吃後想說去抱抱她看有沒有比較重了
我:妮妮阿! 舅舅抱抱好不好?
妮:鼻要!
我:不給抱抱紅包就還我喔!
妮:我不要 (可是還是跳過來了)
當我起身要去抱她那一霎那悲劇發生了
她應該是想跟我玩吧雙手很用力的朝我重要部位 啪!啪! 拍了兩下
當下就像電影裡炸彈在附近爆炸,嗡~~腦中一片空白
不過擊潰我的是她媽我姊歇斯底里的大罵:
妮妮怎麼可以打舅舅雞雞呢!
妮妮怎麼可以打舅舅雞雞呢!
妮妮怎麼可以打舅舅雞雞呢!
我甦醒後看到全餐廳的人不知道是尷尬還是同情眼光
就默默邊拿起手機(微微~~~)邊走出餐廳
原來天真無邪的邪字前面有逗號....
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