[無言] 我家的成熟妹妹
過年期間親戚們都會一起聚聚,聊聊最近的事,然而,話題最多的就是我們家的小公主-小港郭小姐(我表姐的小孩,今年不到4歲)。
事蹟一:有次郭小姐因為很調皮被她阿公打了小屁屁,她居然回說:你可以不要打我嗎... 有話不能好好說嘛? (阿是在成熟什麼啦!
事蹟二:因為郭小姐大部分時間都是阿嬤在照顧,所以都會待在阿嬤家,有次阿嬤在管教她,她回說:妳管好妳自己啦!不要管我啦!(是想被打死就對了啦
事蹟三:五點左右向來是郭小姐的洗澡時間,某天卻突然很想給媽媽洗,可是媽媽要七點才回家,她於是跟阿嬤又起了糾紛,阿嬤表示:妳出去啦!出去給人家當孫女拉!我不要妳了啦,此時郭小姐再度很妙的回答:妳才出去啦!出去給人家當阿嬤啦!我才不要妳了啦(轉身,把餐廳跟連接客廳的門關上,哈哈哈哈哈哈
事蹟四:某天她跟阿公在客廳坐著,不知道在講些什麼,她突然回說:去跟你老婆說啦!(屙... 阿嬤聽到一定會罵妳的 ˊ_>ˋ
事蹟五:過年姊姊帶郭小姐回婆婆家過年,她唯一的玩伴就是大她半年的哥哥。除夕那晚,哥哥突然從廚房走來客廳,郭小姐就對著大家說:請掌聲鼓勵鼓勵,讓我們歡迎郭鏟錢帶來(哥哥)的表演,這時哥哥突然停下腳步,很驚恐又很害羞的表示:我不會表演耶... (這麼小就挖洞給哥跳,以後還得了。
P.S 祝大家新年快樂哦 (ω)
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