[無言] 該怎麼叫女生?
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前幾天女友跟我說
她覺得某位朋友的弟弟很成熟(思想上 不是外表)
因為那位弟弟才小四而已
我: 哦? 怎個成熟法?
女友: 就.....我跟我一群朋友問他
假如遇到像我們這種20多歲的女生
他會叫"姊姊"還是"阿姨"
我: 恩 那他怎麼說?
女友: 他就面有難色阿XDDD
因為叫姊姊比較好聽, 但是他本意是想叫阿姨
所以他陷入兩難, 後來想很久, 他跟我們說
他會叫"小姐"!
你看很成熟吧
我: 恩 果然很成熟...
我: 年紀輕輕就知道"叫小姐", 這孩子未來大有可為.
女友: 你這35歲的變態大叔(怒)
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誤會大了 我跟女友年紀差不多
只是他常說我裡面住著一個35歲的變態大叔
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