[無言] 五十合一
今天和我太太在逛街,
路上看到一個棋類遊戲,
有五子棋,象棋,跳棋…等十二合一的組合。
我就說「我看到這種幾合一的都會很想買」
我太太「就是有一種必買的感覺嗎?」
我「對啊」
這時我突然想講一些討老婆喜歡的話
就說,「就像你一樣這麽聰明,什麽都會,多功能五十合一……
……根本就必娶!」
我太太「……」
我「呃…我不是這個意思…」
我到底在公三小啊啊啊!
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