[無言] 屋漏偏逢連夜雨新解
時間回溯到大叔就讀高職時,是的,又來出賣傻B了。
某日上國文課時,老師突然提到屋漏偏逢連夜雨。
師:「這句話大家應該都有聽過吧,但是很多人都不知道下一句是什麼,
能答出來而且能解釋這二句話的涵意的人,期末總分加五分。」
就在班上陷入一片沉默時,傻B開口了。
傻B:「這還不簡單。」
師:「這個同學看起來信心滿滿的樣子,來,跟同學分享一下。」
傻B:「下一句就是得來全不費功夫阿!二句話的意思就是說一個人很幸
運,不用去挑水就有水可以喝。」
師:「......,這個同學期末扣五分。」
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