[大哭] 那瞬間,我捕捉到最自然的笑容
前言:
我講話平常都很正常
除了碰到ㄢ、ㄤ這兩個音
是的,我ㄢㄤ分不清
而且很神秘的是
我總是會唸相反
大家總是喜歡叫我講
鋼鐵人吊單槓
但我竭盡所能的唸
還是只能發出
乾鐵人吊當幹
正文開始!
某天(我在咖啡廳打工)
我送完了餐
突然被客人叫住
(以下是對話)
客人:小姐,可以幫我們拍合照嗎?
我:好阿!
於是我拿起客人的相機
客人也準備好,各個面帶微笑
我:好!要拍囉!
一、二、桑!
(桑桑桑桑桑桑桑桑)
在講完桑的同時...
我捕捉到了客人最自然最真切的笑容..
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打完才發現好像是
鋼彈盪單槓耶
(我念會變成肝蕩但蕩蕩,後面直接糊掉哈哈)
鋼鐵人吊單槓是什麼啦哈哈哈哈
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哈哈哈哈哈
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我絕對不會承認我剛剛跟著念一次
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耶!!
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