[無言]老梗的逆襲
今早到麥當當吃早餐
一對小情侶過來坐在我旁邊放閃光
好險有免疫不怕
過了不久聽到了老梗問題對話
女：問你喔～如果我跟你媽同時掉到水裡～
你會救誰阿？
（都甚麼年代了這問題還會出現）
男：ㄟ......可以先問你一個問題嗎？
女：你先回答我嗎
（這口氣～傲嬌？？
男：先回答我～妳會游泳嗎？
女：會阿.....怎麼了？
男：太好了～我不會游泳！
那～～如果我跟妳媽同時掉到水裡妳會先救誰阿！！！
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後記
之後女生臉色發青呆掉很久
然後就吵起來了
（馬上換位= =+
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