[無言] 我不太會過馬路
手機排版請見諒。
最近笨版讓上班中的我常爆悶笑,
紓解了不少壓力,
不由得讓我想起一些往事,
笨點不高請多多包涵。
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我結婚後幾年,
老公他們三兄妹合力經營飲料店,
來應徵的工讀都以年輕的學生居多,
面試這件事一回生二回熟,
也看多了各種怪事,
例如:
重複投20幾次履歷,但約又不來;
或約了面試,當天說下雨不想出門,
老公剛好在他住處附近,問他方便?
他說:我就是不想出門= =
不過!我聽過最扯的是下面這位,
當天我小姑面試他,因為他沒駕照,
小姑向他解釋,不會叫他騎車外送,
頂多就讓他去附近外送,
如果他嫌遠,也可以騎店裡腳踏車,
但他說了:我不會騎腳踏車。
其實我相信,因為我媽也不太會,
但!我小姑建議他:那你走路好了,
結果他又說了:
我不太會過馬路……
我不太會過馬路……
我不太會過馬路……
後來小姑立馬結束面試,
並深深覺得他冒著生命危險來面試,
也算是勇氣可佳。
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