[集氣] 膽小的小孩
不好笑請鞭小力一點
原PO小時候有段時間是給褓姆帶的
而小時候照顧我的褓姆之前帶了一個小女孩
那個小女孩幾乎是一出生就給褓姆帶的，所以很熟很親
而褓姆的先生是個好好先生對小孩很好下班回家也會幫忙照顧帶小孩
而對小孩在能力範圍內更是有求必應常會帶小孩去公園溜滑梯散步玩耍(小孩都很愛)
所以導致小孩對褓姆的先生都不怎麼懼怕反而會欺負他
例如:
夏天開冷氣要關門窗褓姆會要妹妹去關，這時妹妹就會說:不要!!!要阿伯去關
褓姆要妹妹收拾自己玩的玩具時，妹妹也會說:不要!!!要阿伯去關
然後如果阿伯不幫忙她的話她就會說:我最討厭阿伯了!!!
直到有一天...
阿伯突然板起臉孔來嚇嚇她
對她口氣嚴厲地說:妳再說一次妳最討厭誰!
不知道平時阿伯總是好好先生微笑的表情還是怎樣
妹妹對於板起臉的阿伯格外的害怕
於是乎
妹妹被貼牆壁手拍著牆壁說
我...我...我最討厭牆壁了(大聲貌
之後只要她在說她最討厭誰
我們只要對她口氣嚴厲的說
再說一次妳最討厭誰?
她就會指著或靠著離她最近的物品(例如:椅子、書、杯子)說
我討厭椅子了!!!
真是膽小又可愛的小鬼啊!!!
-------------------以下集氣文-------------------
媽媽的同事兼好朋友昨天晚上腦部開刀現在人在加護病房昏迷中
阿姨因為胖胖的所以媽媽她們都叫她大象
而我們也理所當然地稱呼她為大象阿姨
大象阿姨平常對媽媽很照顧也對我們很好很關心
希望溫馨的網友們能幫我們一起集氣
祝大象阿姨快點醒過來快點康復
謝謝大家
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