[無言] 世界上最遠的距離
今天走在路上,突然就聽到一陣吵架聲! 雙方吵到火氣十足,感覺十分精采!!
身為專業的鄉民,當然要比別人站的更前面一點點聽看看啊XDDD
原來是一對男女在電話中吵架!!對話內容是這樣的:
男:你在哪邊啦! 我怎麼找不到你啊!!!
女:我在55街與66路的交叉口啊,啊不是說好要在這邊等!!
男:你是在大聲什麼啦! 我就在55街與66路的交叉口啊!!
女:靠__啊!!! 我也在這裡啊!! 怎麼找不到你!! 不要騙人了!!!(掛電話)
男:__你__勒,神經病......(滿臉不爽的收起電話)
此時,大家一定有個疑點,
小弟只是個比其他人站得更前面一點的鄉民,
為什麼能知道那對男女在電話裡說了些什麼呢???
這是因為他們兩個在距離五公尺的地方拿手機互罵。
(你們都不覺得,電話今天聽起來特別有立體感嗎......)
而看到這一幕的我,決定讓他們繼續吵下去。
畢竟有時候,無知還是比較快樂的。
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世界上最遙遠的距離,不是生與死,
而是我就站在你面前,你卻不知道我在這裡。
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