[無言] 死小偷你站住!
看板StupidClown作者asdfghjkl220 (可愛小瑪丹 >///<)時間10年前 (2013/09/20 11:00)推噓147(148推 1噓 10→)留言159則, 158人參與討論串1/1
中秋連假的第一個夜晚 我和女友開車去南部玩
找了老半天 好不容易找到一間傳說中的超美味麵店
就把車停在對面的馬路旁~
吃飽喝足付了錢~要回車上的時候
發現竟然有小偷坐在駕駛座偷東西!!
小偷見我們接近 開了車門想要落跑
結果因為駕駛座側有車子並排停車 車門只能開一半
小偷太胖 出不來
我連忙衝上去喊 "死小偷!你不要跑!錢包給我留下,我就不追究"
小偷聽了 乖乖掏出錢包 打開副駕駛座的門 連滾帶爬的跑了
還一邊大喊 "幹!!衰小!!"
我馬上上車檢查財務有什麼損失 發現東西都還在 車子也沒被破壞
接著拿出鑰匙 手機 從屁股口袋掏出錢..........包???
嗯?錢包怎麼還在?那小偷留下的是???
仔細一看,跟我的一模一樣!!!
裡面超~~~~多千元大鈔!!!
見鬼了...怎麼這麼賺 =_=
中秋節好快樂阿XD
後來我媽就來叫我起床了 =_=|||
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc)
◆ From: 111.249.17.72
推
09/20 11:02, , 1F
09/20 11:02, 1F
→
09/20 11:02, , 2F
09/20 11:02, 2F
推
09/20 12:07, , 3F
09/20 12:07, 3F
推
09/20 12:10, , 4F
09/20 12:10, 4F
推
09/20 13:31, , 5F
09/20 13:31, 5F
推
09/20 13:58, , 6F
09/20 13:58, 6F
推
09/20 14:03, , 7F
09/20 14:03, 7F
推
09/20 14:12, , 8F
09/20 14:12, 8F
推
09/20 14:34, , 9F
09/20 14:34, 9F
推
09/20 15:16, , 10F
09/20 15:16, 10F
推
09/20 15:35, , 11F
09/20 15:35, 11F
推
09/20 15:37, , 12F
09/20 15:37, 12F
推
09/20 15:41, , 13F
09/20 15:41, 13F
推
09/20 15:43, , 14F
09/20 15:43, 14F
推
09/20 15:45, , 15F
09/20 15:45, 15F
推
09/20 15:46, , 16F
09/20 15:46, 16F
推
09/20 15:48, , 17F
09/20 15:48, 17F
推
09/20 16:28, , 18F
09/20 16:28, 18F
推
09/20 16:35, , 19F
09/20 16:35, 19F
推
09/20 16:43, , 20F
09/20 16:43, 20F
推
09/20 16:48, , 21F
09/20 16:48, 21F
推
09/20 16:48, , 22F
09/20 16:48, 22F
推
09/20 16:51, , 23F
09/20 16:51, 23F
推
09/20 16:54, , 24F
09/20 16:54, 24F
推
09/20 16:55, , 25F
09/20 16:55, 25F
推
09/20 16:56, , 26F
09/20 16:56, 26F
推
09/20 17:07, , 27F
09/20 17:07, 27F
推
09/20 17:24, , 28F
09/20 17:24, 28F
推
09/20 17:54, , 29F
09/20 17:54, 29F
推
09/20 18:38, , 30F
09/20 18:38, 30F
推
09/20 18:48, , 31F
09/20 18:48, 31F
推
09/20 18:49, , 32F
09/20 18:49, 32F
推
09/20 18:56, , 33F
09/20 18:56, 33F
推
09/20 19:07, , 34F
09/20 19:07, 34F
推
09/20 19:09, , 35F
09/20 19:09, 35F
推
09/20 19:12, , 36F
09/20 19:12, 36F
推
09/20 19:41, , 37F
09/20 19:41, 37F
推
09/20 19:48, , 38F
09/20 19:48, 38F
推
09/20 19:53, , 39F
09/20 19:53, 39F
還有 80 則推文
還有 2 段內文
推
09/22 10:58, , 120F
09/22 10:58, 120F
推
09/22 12:26, , 121F
09/22 12:26, 121F
推
09/22 13:19, , 122F
09/22 13:19, 122F
推
09/22 13:41, , 123F
09/22 13:41, 123F
推
09/22 16:23, , 124F
09/22 16:23, 124F
推
09/22 17:15, , 125F
09/22 17:15, 125F
推
09/22 17:30, , 126F
09/22 17:30, 126F
推
09/22 17:41, , 127F
09/22 17:41, 127F
推
09/22 18:17, , 128F
09/22 18:17, 128F
推
09/22 20:42, , 129F
09/22 20:42, 129F
推
09/22 22:09, , 130F
09/22 22:09, 130F
推
09/22 22:28, , 131F
09/22 22:28, 131F
推
09/23 09:55, , 132F
09/23 09:55, 132F
→
09/23 11:16, , 133F
09/23 11:16, 133F
→
09/23 11:57, , 134F
09/23 11:57, 134F
推
09/23 12:26, , 135F
09/23 12:26, 135F
推
09/23 14:05, , 136F
09/23 14:05, 136F
噓
09/23 15:42, , 137F
09/23 15:42, 137F
推
09/23 16:02, , 138F
09/23 16:02, 138F
推
09/23 16:24, , 139F
09/23 16:24, 139F
推
09/23 16:38, , 140F
09/23 16:38, 140F
推
09/23 20:09, , 141F
09/23 20:09, 141F
推
09/23 22:59, , 142F
09/23 22:59, 142F
推
09/24 11:05, , 143F
09/24 11:05, 143F
推
09/24 12:46, , 144F
09/24 12:46, 144F
推
09/24 23:59, , 145F
09/24 23:59, 145F
推
09/25 01:37, , 146F
09/25 01:37, 146F
推
09/25 14:49, , 147F
09/25 14:49, 147F
推
09/26 00:38, , 148F
09/26 00:38, 148F
推
09/27 20:26, , 149F
09/27 20:26, 149F
→
09/29 00:38, , 150F
09/29 00:38, 150F
推
09/30 00:14, , 151F
09/30 00:14, 151F
推
10/10 15:59, , 152F
10/10 15:59, 152F
推
07/09 15:51,
4年前
, 153F
07/09 15:51, 153F
推
07/10 00:31,
4年前
, 154F
07/10 00:31, 154F
推
07/10 12:47,
4年前
, 155F
07/10 12:47, 155F
推
07/10 13:30,
4年前
, 156F
07/10 13:30, 156F
推
07/10 19:59,
4年前
, 157F
07/10 19:59, 157F
推
07/10 20:02,
4年前
, 158F
07/10 20:02, 158F
推
08/27 16:03,
4年前
, 159F
08/27 16:03, 159F