[無言] 趕時間,卻遇到賣愛心筆的人 (附原音重現)
前幾天經過火車站附近,正趕著去辦事
正當我走到一半,突然殺出一位小弟,拿著幾盒「愛心筆」
我低頭左右閃躲,想離開他的視線,但還是被他纏上...
於是,小弟弟的強迫推銷展開了...
愛心小弟:「欸先生先生~可以耽誤你一點時間嗎~~ ^^」
(語氣是這樣: http://youtu.be/QBabKRX6GA4
我:「不好意思,我沒有空」
(語氣是這樣: http://youtu.be/sqQNky8cY4o
他沒等我講完,插嘴說:
「我們是創世福利基金會~你可以做個愛心~幫助無家可歸的孤兒嗎~~ ^^」
(語氣是這樣: http://youtu.be/NtAz2NPggNk
我一聽就火了,創世最好有在賣愛心筆!!!
我用眼神跟身高傳達我的霸氣,然後用力指我左手的手表,義正嚴詞的說:
「我很趕時間! 你別擋我!」
(語氣是這樣: http://youtu.be/V2jNKnKh_ww
他講到一半被我這麼一吼,瞬間倒退一步,看著我的手愣住了: 「...」
我眼神堅定、起步便走,帶起了一陣正氣凜然的風,彷彿正義與我為伍
走了好幾步之後,回頭看了看,終於將他給甩開了!
來看看是幾點~~希望沒有被他耽誤到時間!
...我的手上沒有戴手表
...我的手上沒有戴手表
...我的手上沒有戴手表
那我剛正氣凜然是在凜心酸的嗎.... 囧rz
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