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當時剛認識這位朋友(以下簡稱橘寶)大約一個月...
某個風和日麗的下課時間 我正在幫國文課本上的朱自清畫鬍子...
此時坐在我座位前面的橘寶翻回來盯著我看...
約十秒後...
橘寶:欸!蕉蕉(原PO)你在幹嘛?
我:沒呀,在畫畫...
橘寶:喔.....(持續盯著看)
五秒後.........
橘寶:嘿! 蕉蕉
我:怎樣?
橘寶:ㄏㄏ沒事 我只是覺得叫蕉蕉很好玩
我:....(白眼)
又過了五秒
橘寶:嘿!蕉蕉 嘿!
我:你最好有重要的事 (不耐語氣)
橘寶:ㄏㄏ沒事
我:....
這次過了三秒
橘寶:嘿! 蕉蕉 嘿!
我:...(不理他,他或許會閉嘴)
橘寶:嘿!蕉蕉 我這次真的有事!
我:說!(耐心持續下降中)
橘寶:嘿!蕉蕉 我可以拿筷子戳你鼻孔嗎?(燦笑)
我:不可以!!!
橘寶:那...我可以拿ok蹦貼你眉毛嗎?
我:不可以!!!
橘寶:那...把眉毛剃光呢?
我:不可以!!!
橘寶:那...我可不可以....
我:不可以!!!!
橘寶:那...我可....
我:不可以!!!!
橘寶:那...
我:不可以!!!
橘寶:......
我:......(應該會閉嘴了把)
五秒後......
橘寶:那...我可以踹....(不死心)
我:不可以!!!!!!!(理智短線)
五樓你說說看!!要是你你會怎麼做?
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