[童年] 我們之間的小秘密
小時候總是對於可愛的小動物無法抵抗
諸如小狗、小貓、小鳥、小雞、小兔子、小老鼠等等…
但爸媽對這些小動物們總是感到麻煩
因此當我與姐姐問 ：媽媽我可以養……
話都還沒說完就會得到一個 不！！！
但媽媽說不 ，不代表孩子就會乖乖聽話，因此姐姐還是偷偷在抽屜養了體積最小的黃金鼠。而我也答應會死守這個姐妹間的小秘密！
豬有豬味 牛有牛味 屁孩有屁味
相當然老鼠也有鼠味 ,時間久了在小小的房間裡當然出現了異味
但無論媽媽如何旁敲側擊都無法讓我們的口露出一點風於是………
某一日媽媽揪我陪他出門買東西 ，而且只揪我。
在路上一切正常 ，媽媽也毫無刺探的意味
但一返家 ，看見癡呆的姐姐，媽媽突然大吼○○○〈姐名〉妳妹都跟我說了！你自己來解釋
姐一驚大喊 ：xxx〈我名〉你怎麼可以跟媽媽說我養老鼠！！！！！！！！
這時我拿著安全帽經過姐姐身旁輕聲的說 「我什麼也沒說 」後就如同風一般吹過…
而在我身後的是逐漸石化的姐姐……
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爸爸的精闢見解
1. 妳媽很賤
2. 你姐很笨
3. 你看起來不可靠
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