[童年] 酸掉的牛奶?
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小時候
我媽都會幫我們家小孩準備早餐
超豐盛營養的那種
有火腿,有太陽蛋的那種
然後我爸再載小孩出門
那天早上全家睡過頭
我媽要我們準備儀容然後她去弄早餐
想當然而,當然陽春到不行
桌上只有三杯白色溫熱的東西
(我們家三個小孩)
我喝了一口,挑眉想說
“牛奶酸掉了?”
趕緊給我爸喝,我爸也要我別喝了
事隔多年再討論時
我媽說:
喔!那是優酪乳啊~
喔!那是優酪乳啊~
喔!那是優酪乳啊~
好險我沒喝完,我弟倒是一口氣喝完了
再補笨點:
我媽她們家還有別的遺傳廚藝缺陷
(?)
我大阿姨(我媽大姐)
煮麻油雞,是用整鍋米酒去煮的!
我二阿姨,則是用烏魚子煮湯
五樓你說,麻油米酒雞跟烏魚子湯
你選哪一個?
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