[恍神] 被洋蔥燙傷
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話說昨晚發燒昏睡過後,起床一陣雄雄的飢餓感就決定跟女友一起起床準備洗手做羹湯 (唉,住外面唯一不好的就是生病要自己起來做飯)
因為我生病又急著想吃飯的情況下,我們就一個備菜一個煮的情況。就在女友做"洋蔥煎蛋"時蛋翻不過來,我雄性激素就突然激增,「我來」!!
OS: 這麼簡單的事情怎麼難的倒我。
我:(翻鍋)
蛋:(翻轉..............分裂..........亂撒)
呀!!就這樣有一塊洋蔥就落在我手上。因為鍋子中還有大量的煎蛋我就直續堅強的..... 慢慢的....把鍋子放下後才把洋蔥從我手上彈開。
就這樣我的手就變成這樣了.........我想我是天下第一人被"洋蔥"燙傷吧 -___-""
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