[無言] 小蘿莉的嘴砲攻力不容小覷
前情提要:
原PO老家在一條觀光街上擺攤做生意,旁邊也都是差不多的路邊攤,攤主彼此都很熟
附近有個賣童裝的阿姨每天都把他四歲的女兒(綽號千千)帶來工作的地方照顧,小千平常
就到處晃,阿伯阿姨從街頭叫到街尾。也不用擔心人身安全,反正整條街都認識她,看到
她快跑出人行道範圍了還會把她抓回來喝水吃點心。
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原PO放假回家,一下車就打電話告知我媽(正在擺攤中),走出車站就看到我爸牽著小千來
接我,小千很熱情地跑過來要抱抱(這麼好康我一定會下地獄
爸:剛剛千千還說要躲起來嚇你。
我:是喔~那千千你怎麼沒有躲好?
小千:(大聲)因為阿伯有老花眼沒看到,所以來不及了啦!
那瞬間我好像聽到我老爸玻璃心破掉的聲音
還有一則是從我媽聽來的
那時千千在我媽隔壁的攤子上吃餅乾,屑屑掉了一地,我媽提醒她:「餅乾屑要盛好,不
然XX(隔壁攤主的綽號)姐姐會被螞蟻搬走喔!」
千千很嚴肅地打量了一下XX姐姐,然後說:
「XX姐姐太大隻了,螞蟻搬不動她。」
其實千千很乖,不會亂動東西也很有禮貌,只是常在不經意之處捅人一刀......
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