[眼殘] 閱讀障礙
我家閃光的媽媽是個優雅美麗的貴婦,但似乎在閱讀文字上面有點小障礙
雖不至於造成生活上的不便,但也常常鬧了很多笑話....
趁閃光出國留學中...來出賣一下他媽媽..跟大家分享我深受其害的一則!
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有一陣子閃光媽媽常常去某飯店買一種麵包,我覺得很好吃也很健康,也想買
回家給媽媽吃。
我:阿姨,這麵包叫什麼阿?
阿姨:小雜種
我:蛤?小雜種?怎麼那麼奇怪?
阿姨:哈哈哈我也覺得好好笑喔,怎麼麵包名字會叫湯糧小雜種!
於是隔天就拉閃光一起去買麵包,找很久都沒有看到湯糧小雜種,於是決定問店員
我:不好意思....請問今天有小雜種嗎?
店員:小姐你說什麼?
我:請問今天有小雜種嗎?
店員:小姐,我們這裡沒有小雜種,而且你這樣有點人身攻擊喔!
正當我急於解釋的時候,後方傳來宏亮的吆喝聲
「湯種小雜糧出爐囉~~~~~~~~~
湯種小雜糧出爐囉~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
湯種小雜糧出爐囉~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~」
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哈哈哈不會啦!因為他媽媽已經不是第一次亂看亂唸,甚至還有開黃腔的..阿姨很可愛XD
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