[大哭] 早知道穿素色的內褲了。
昨天,我在台前教學生唱完畢業歌曲,
唱作俱佳、表情生動,活潑大方的我,
使底下的國中生們每個都洋溢著快樂的笑容。
下課前,我眼角瞄到坐在前排的男同學們竊竊私語,
還轉過去對後面的女同學咬耳朵,
邊講邊對我投以羞澀的眼神,
霎時間,我得意了,因為星期六剛燙了髮型,
想說他們是不是默默地議論著:「老師今天好美」
於是我更加瀟灑地撥撥一頭秀髮,以一個華麗的姿勢結束這一堂課;
突然一位可愛的國中小女生走來我前面,
扭扭捏捏的,我頓時覺得,呵呵,這孩子應該是要問我,髮型在哪燙的吧?
小女生示意我把耳朵附在她嘴邊,要講悄悄話:
「老師,妳拉鍊沒拉,內褲跑出來了。」
我低頭看了看,
恩,很好喔,
我幹嘛
沒事
要穿粉紅色草莓圖案蕾絲蝴蝶結呢.....?
於是我輕鬆地拉上拉鍊,
假裝今天天氣真好,
頭也不回地奔出教室,不帶走一絲尷尬~
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喔樓上P大,你怎麼找到的,還真的就是它!
沒有PO圖是因為我怕因為妨礙風化被抓起來XD
而且我還得先要自己再把拉鍊打開,
然後對著鼠蹊部自拍,
怎麼想都覺得詭異....
而且我不會縮網址(這是理由嗎XD)
國中男生真的,很喜歡每個話題都要帶到A的地方....(無奈)
※ 編輯: michelle2322 來自: 59.124.112.242 (05/02 00:29)
※ 編輯: michelle2322 來自: 59.124.112.242 (05/02 00:29)
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