[恍神] 退冰風味更佳?
強者我朋友
在傍晚回家要買車輪餅的時候
店家說只剩冰淇淋口味了
於是挑了香草口味
拿了餅餅給了錢
臨走之前我開口問了店家
要退冰才能吃嗎...?
要退冰才能吃嗎...?
要退冰才能吃嗎...?
我朋友就這麼趕快跑了......
不要笑他...拜託TAT
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如果將字母A到Z分別編上1到26的分數(A=1,B=2...,Z=26)
你的知識(KNOWLEDGE)得到96分(11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5=96)
你的努力(HARDWORK)也只得到98分(8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98)
你的態度(ATTITUDE)才是左右你生命的全部(1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100)
但是得了火山矽肺病(PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS)就有567分喔
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