[無言] 我的神秘體質

看板StupidClown作者 (佐波露露)時間11年前 (2013/04/15 00:28), 編輯推噓80(80推 0噓 6→)
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我有一種神祕的體質 就是一放屁的時候 平常打死不相往來的人 都會在這個時候過來跟你說話 然後兩人就會陷入沉默地獄 我也不是一個愛放屁的人 但這樣的狀況屢試不爽 剛剛想放屁特別跑到建築物外的草皮 偷偷的洩了氣 沒想到居然有人背對著我在那邊講電話 當下太緊張 下意識的大力拍手一下 想要掩蓋這個事實 (完全忘了自己根本沒放出聲音 幹嘛拍手) 結果對方嚇一大跳 瞪大眼睛看我 做出拍拍胸部 大吸幾口氣的表情 然後我就聽到她說 寶貝 我好像採到狗屎了 好臭 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 210.59.92.214
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04/15 00:31, , 1F
原PO:我的屁好聞嗎？
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04/15 00:38, , 2F
感謝你們/對於我/小小的屁/還報予/生命最熱烈的掌聲
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04/15 00:40, , 3F
莫非定律XDDD
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04/15 00:55, , 4F
光前面那段就很好笑XDDD
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2樓 XDDD
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2樓讓我笑倒在電腦桌前
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推二樓~
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04/15 01:10, , 8F
原來莫非定律是真的
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2樓 XD
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XDD
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二樓XDDD
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2樓xDDDDDD
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感謝你們對於我小小的屁聲還報 予生命最熱烈的掌聲
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04/15 01:30, , 14F
2樓那個是寫蚊子的吧
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04/15 01:36, , 15F
採了多少屎XD
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推二樓!!!!!
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二樓XDDDDDD
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這啥特技 XD 下次碰到偶像就算用力到脫肛也要放出屁來!
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推 2樓 2樓好有學問!!
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2F XDDDD
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笑到流眼淚哈哈哈
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2樓是不是要考統測
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XDDDDDDD2樓
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二樓XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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二樓XDDDDD
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2樓阿XDDDDDD
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2樓GJ
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2F XDD
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二樓！
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2F XDDDDDD
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哈哈哈哈哈哈
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這已經算超能力了吧?
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二樓國文中毒太深XDDDD
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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笑屎我了
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二樓哈哈 XD
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04/15 11:50, , 37F
上課的煎熬-.-
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04/15 12:12, , 38F
李瘦蝶「蚊子」
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04/15 12:12, , 39F
神秘體質XDDDDDDD
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二樓XDDDDD
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2樓是怎樣啦XDDDDDD
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推2樓XDDDDDD
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XDDDDD
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2F是怎樣XDDDDDDDDDDD
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2樓xddd
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二樓XDDDDDDD
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2樓XDDDDD
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2樓XDDDDD
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都"採"屎了，怎麼能不臭
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不是我在說 二樓真的太贊了XXD
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XDDDDDDDDDD
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靠悲 二樓那個真的看過啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 2F太強了!!!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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二樓好強XD
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二樓那是蚊子吧XDDDDDDDD
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很好笑
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2樓推XD
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.........................................
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XDDDDDDDD
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幹2樓XDDDDDDDDD
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笑倒!!!太有畫面了!
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2樓反應好快XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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二樓靠北XDDDD
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04/15 22:24, , 66F
2樓神反應 笑到爆炸~~~蚊子梗~
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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2F是怎樣XDDDDDDDD
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推二樓啊哈哈哈
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推2樓XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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2樓太猛
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好懷念啊~~~2F的蚊子XDDDDDD
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去廁所應該就遇不到了吧
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我覺得本文就很好笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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2f！！！！
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2F 神
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2F...XDDDDDDDD
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原文好笑到我快死XDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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2F
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推 2F
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拍手!!!!!!!!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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2樓哪招XDDD
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2FXDDD
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有笑有推
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哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 ..
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