[大哭] 高中弟弟對不起.....
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最近回憶起三年前我大一
某一天在公車上發生的糗事......
小妹我就讀的學校離我家約20-30分鐘車程
所以都是以公車通勤,而我都習慣坐在右排的單人座。
某一天,我實在是非常累
以往不會在公車上睡著的我居然上車就立刻低頭睡死
睡著睡著,可能是快到站了我突然驚醒
接著發現我靠在某個東西(?)上
但我記得我坐位旁邊並沒有扶的桿子阿,怎麼會這樣呢?
於是我緩緩的往左邊轉(頭依然是低著的),看到的居然是
一雙穿著制服褲的長腿
一雙穿著制服褲的長腿
一雙穿著制服褲的長腿
這才發現我昏死昏到旁邊站著的高中男生腿上.......
當下實在太丟臉了,我只能裝死繼續睡然後一邊慢慢的把頭移開.....(崩潰
然後事後朋友聽到笑完之後問的第一句話居然是:「他帥嗎?」
為何是問這個而不是安慰我一下啦嗚嗚
最後要跟被我靠著的高中弟弟說......
弟弟阿,姐姐我真的不故意的嗚嗚嗚
還有謝謝你那麼體貼沒有走開讓我跌死(哭倒
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