[悲劇] 那我只好報警了
小弟正遠距離默默追求一個女生(女生不知道),平常我們都用line互相聊天打屁(我好開心~)ヾ(*뒑龤ꬪ)ノ
前言結束
事情是這樣的,這個周末是大學的春假的開始,而女孩在寒假就已經計劃好要跟同學去泰國畢旅~
早上用手機聊line,女孩告訴我他們明天天沒亮要出發,開玩笑說要坐船偷渡過去
對話如下
女孩:明天半夜我要離家出走!!!
我:什麼!!!
女孩:還要坐船偷渡到泰國!!!
我:ヽ(‵Д됩ノ
女孩:而且我不回來了,我要讓你找不到,哈哈哈!!!
我:什麼!!!竟然這麼狠
女孩:╮(╯▽╰)╭
我:
"那我只好包莖了!!!"
.................
我的蝴蝶機呀為什麼要這樣對我....
結論
還好女孩沒有說,那我只好報警了
(椅稻・`)
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