[無言] 霜降豬肉飯

看板StupidClown作者 (無米巧婦飯)時間11年前 (2013/03/22 10:56), 編輯推噓216(216推 0噓 21→)
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昨天去師大夜市 想點霜降豬肉飯來吃 不知道是不是腦子突然缺氧還是怎樣 唸出霜降這個詞突然變得異常困難 我看著招牌和老闆說： 「我要點一個相撞...相撞....漢。」 「？？」 「相....相撞豬肉漢。」 「霜降豬肉飯嗎？」 「對，謝謝...... 」 T__T -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 211.75.173.165
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03/22 11:13, , 1F
感覺身歷其境，整個大笑XDDD
03/22 11:13, 1F
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03/22 11:37, , 2F
聽起來像相撲之類的怎麼回事
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03/22 11:57, , 3F
牛老大對面那間???
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03/22 12:13, , 4F
笑惹
03/22 12:13, 4F
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03/22 12:33, , 5F
嘴角上揚惹
03/22 12:33, 5F
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03/22 12:48, , 6F
笑惹+1
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03/22 12:52, , 7F
我坐捷運上白痴的笑了
03/22 12:52, 7F
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03/22 12:56, , 8F
笑史勒哈哈我也很常遇到這種窘境
03/22 12:56, 8F
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03/22 13:04, , 9F
以前吃鐵板燒也跟老闆說過:我要加一個九層塔"炭"
03/22 13:04, 9F
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03/22 13:56, , 10F
我跟著念了 ....
03/22 13:56, 10F
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03/22 13:57, , 11F
店員這種經驗很多的感覺哈哈
03/22 13:57, 11F
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03/22 13:58, , 12F
腦補兩漢再相撞....
03/22 13:58, 12F
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03/22 14:01, , 13F
豬肉漢XD
03/22 14:01, 13F
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03/22 14:03, , 14F
大笑XDDDDDDDD
03/22 14:03, 14F
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03/22 14:20, , 15F
哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDD
03/22 14:20, 15F
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03/22 14:32, , 16F
XDDDDDDDDDD 師大嗎？他會叫你去另一頭的"給吧"
03/22 14:32, 16F
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03/22 14:33, , 17F
不要問我"給吧"是什麼...
03/22 14:33, 17F
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03/22 14:38, , 18F
哈哈哈，天阿 太好笑了!!!
03/22 14:38, 18F
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03/22 14:56, , 19F
憋笑好痛苦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/22 14:56, 19F
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03/22 14:59, , 20F
XDDDDDDDD
03/22 14:59, 20F
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03/22 15:02, , 21F
XD
03/22 15:02, 21F
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03/22 15:08, , 22F
你怎麼了
03/22 15:08, 22F
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03/22 15:15, , 23F
腦子冒出畫面XDDD
03/22 15:15, 23F
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03/22 15:24, , 24F
XDDDDD
03/22 15:24, 24F
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03/22 15:28, , 25F
腦中浮現兩隻豬跑步相撞的畫面哈哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDD
03/22 15:28, 25F
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03/22 15:32, , 26F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/22 15:32, 26F
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03/22 15:48, , 27F
這不就是豬八戒撞鏡子
03/22 15:48, 27F
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03/22 15:50, , 28F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/22 15:50, 28F
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03/22 15:57, , 29F
XD
03/22 15:57, 29F
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03/22 16:02, , 30F
相撞豬肉漢哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
03/22 16:02, 30F
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03/22 16:02, , 31F
哈哈哈
03/22 16:02, 31F
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03/22 16:08, , 32F
哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~
03/22 16:08, 32F
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03/22 16:30, , 33F
上課憋笑真的好痛苦XDDDDDDD
03/22 16:30, 33F
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03/22 16:30, , 34F
超有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/22 16:30, 34F
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03/22 16:31, , 35F
好久沒有看笨版大笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/22 16:36, , 36F
頗有畫面 怪不舒服的...
03/22 16:36, 36F
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03/22 16:46, , 37F
這真的好好笑 我看一次笑一次
03/22 16:46, 37F
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03/22 16:56, , 38F
XDD 可憐的小豬, 為了長出霜降油花一直相撞
03/22 16:56, 38F
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03/22 17:02, , 39F
好有畫面XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/22 17:02, 39F
還有 158 則推文
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03/25 09:51, , 198F
忍不住狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/25 09:51, 198F
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03/25 10:20, , 199F
笑到不行....
03/25 10:20, 199F
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03/25 10:29, , 200F
害我在辦公室差點岔氣 好蠢喔
03/25 10:29, 200F
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03/25 11:28, , 201F
在辦公室憋笑真的很怕把屁逼出來~~~
03/25 11:28, 201F
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03/25 12:43, , 202F
到底為何後勁如此強大 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/25 12:43, 202F
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03/25 12:55, , 203F
差點在寂靜的午休時間爆笑出聲，太搞笑啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/25 12:55, 203F
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03/25 22:50, , 204F
XDDDDDDDDDD 有一種重口的感覺XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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03/26 00:35, , 205F
XDDDD
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03/26 00:46, , 206F
後勁好猛！！！推推
03/26 00:46, 206F
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03/26 12:38, , 207F
完了啦~那個____的感覺一直來 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/26 12:38, 207F
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03/26 15:50, , 208F
XD
03/26 15:50, 208F
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03/26 20:01, , 209F
有畫面給推XD
03/26 20:01, 209F
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03/26 22:49, , 210F
豬肉漢現在站在你身後，他很火，而且要撞你
03/26 22:49, 210F
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03/27 01:40, , 211F
足足笑了5分鐘停不下來...笑到眼淚都出來了XDDDDDDD
03/27 01:40, 211F
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03/27 02:07, , 212F
笑到流眼淚阿XDDD
03/27 02:07, 212F
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03/27 14:00, , 213F
害我在OFFICE笑出聲來了.......................XD
03/27 14:00, 213F
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03/27 17:53, , 214F
哈哈 福州伯唷~~~~~~~XDD
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03/27 19:47, , 215F
XDDDDD太厲害了，這樣也聽的懂
03/27 19:47, 215F
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03/27 21:34, , 216F
憋笑憋得好痛苦XDDDDDDD
03/27 21:34, 216F
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03/28 00:51, , 217F
笑到崩潰XD 相撞豬肉漢
03/28 00:51, 217F
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03/29 00:55, , 218F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/29 00:55, 218F
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03/29 01:05, , 219F
我好久沒在笨版笑了！謝謝你！
03/29 01:05, 219F
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03/29 10:22, , 220F
老問: 你不是第一個想和我相撞的豬肉漢了....(羞羞)
03/29 10:22, 220F
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03/29 22:58, , 221F
XDDDDDDDDD 媽的我肚子剛開完刀啊 好痛苦 (崩潰
03/29 22:58, 221F
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03/30 01:24, , 222F
半夜不能大笑~~~~唔!!!!
03/30 01:24, 222F
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04/01 19:04, , 223F
太好笑我笑到肚子快痛死了~~~~~XDDDD
04/01 19:04, 223F
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04/04 03:30, , 224F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
04/04 03:30, 224F
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04/06 12:22, , 225F
還是這種簡單的最好笑 XDDDDDD
04/06 12:22, 225F
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04/09 01:32, , 226F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/17 01:28, , 227F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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04/18 12:11, , 228F
XDDDD
04/18 12:11, 228F
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04/27 21:59, , 229F
XDDDDDDDD好好笑
04/27 21:59, 229F
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05/15 16:34, , 230F
謝謝你9527 !! XD
05/15 16:34, 230F
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05/19 01:39, , 231F
學姊推XDDD
05/19 01:39, 231F
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06/01 15:31, , 232F
笑到飆淚
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08/14 08:37, , 233F
五個月後大笑推
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08/19 15:40, , 234F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/21 23:53, , 235F
依然笑
09/21 23:53, 235F
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04/13 10:50, , 236F
一年多後再回來看 還是笑到崩潰
04/13 10:50, 236F
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06/16 01:18, , 237F
一年後回味推XDDDDDDDDDDD
06/16 01:18, 237F
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