[集氣] 天然呆
看板StupidClown作者CocoaLait (我是Cocoa不是Coco啦QQ)時間11年前 (2013/03/21 00:42)推噓122(124推 2噓 9→)留言135則, 135人參與討論串1/1
我有一個從小到大的好朋友,就叫她女人好了
我一想到女人
就會立刻聯想到三個字…
「天‧然‧呆」
=== 以上簡短解釋標題 ===
(以下為朋友事蹟)
今天客人上傳檔案(女人是印刷產業的客服)
女人:請問您設定條件了嗎?
客人:(*#!QSD*(@!
女人:不好意思,我聽不到太到,可以請您大聲一點嗎?
客人:我設了!妳看到了嗎?
女人: 咳咳咳………(被口水嗆到)
(沒良心是會有報應的)
女人的男朋友來找她(就簡稱他男人吧)
因為看電視笑得太開心了
手一揮客廳的窗簾就把他扯下來了!!!
然後男人的頭就被掉下來的窗簾桿擊中了
女人:(σ。▽。)阿哈哈哈~你看看你~
男人:( ̄ㄧ ̄:) 死沒良心的...
結果過不到五分鐘.....
"框啷"
女人:好痛!!!!!!!Q口Q (狀態顯示為被窗簾桿擊中)
男人:(σ。▽。)阿哈哈哈~你看看你~
(σ。▽。)阿哈哈哈~你看看你~
(σ。▽。)阿哈哈哈~你看看你~
就在女人跟我講完不到五分鐘後
我也很快樂地笑完(外加(σ。▽。)阿哈哈哈~你看看你~)
我也被我家的窗簾桿擊中了......=X=
[笨果然是會遺傳的]
小時候住在宜蘭奶奶家,
一天,奶奶要出門了,走之前拿了當時還是50塊的紙鈔給她還有弟弟當零用錢
(暴露年紀了囧),
因為她還在睡午覺,所以奶奶交代弟弟說
「弟弟乖,這個你要跟姊姊一人一半歐!」
弟弟聽話的表示收到
於是乎她一睡醒後她弟興匆匆朝她衝來
「姐姐!!!!!!!!!
奶奶說這個我們一人一半!!!!!!!!!!!」
(把紙鈔從中間撕開….)
(把紙鈔從中間撕開….)
(把紙鈔從中間撕開….?????)
「那,妳~要~哪~一~半~(燦笑)」
友:……………………奶奶!!!!(Q口Q)
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其實...女人家的狗狗3/18不見了
可以請大家幫忙集氣嗎?
請幫我推"希望黑皮趕快回到爸爸的懷抱"
特徵:黑色台灣土狗 5歲 男 [很胖38KG],
水汪汪的藍眼珠,有黑色的舌胎,鐮刀尾,失蹤那天載著紅色頸圈頸圈上有兩個鈴鐺。
走失地點在宜蘭頭城,今天有人說前兩天在蘭陽技術學院附近有看到類似的黑狗狗
也請如果有看到一隻胖的跟山豬一樣的土狗
請連絡電話:0933747570 游先生
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