[集氣] 老師我要尿尿
話說剛剛雖然有看板規
不過還是因為打得太感傷了話太多所以被劣文了＞"＜
這可以算笨點之ㄧ嗎？！＠＠
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正文來也
話說原po在幼兒園工作
想當初剛進去某私幼時，
是擔任助理教保員
然後班上小孩也都還不熟悉
就在第一天去上班然後非常忙碌當中
有一個小孩跟我說：老師我要尿尿
因為我在忙碌，看了一眼後就說：好，去
結果過不了五分鐘
又聽到：老師我要去廁所
我下意識說：好
又看到是同一個小孩
想說應該是想大便吧就讓他去
結果這樣子一直反覆了大概五六次之後
想說這小孩一定是跑去外面玩（廁所在教室外）
正想要去找小孩回來的時候
一抬頭看到兩個一模一樣的小孩
（從衣服到襪子都一樣）
傻眼了我，還揉揉眼睛以為是自己眼花了
去....原來是雙胞胎喔
再來一則
在班上聽到我們班導師在唸小朋友說~
我們班有小朋友回家跟拔拔麻麻說:我會從1唸到90喔!
拔拔麻麻:哇,才剛升上中班而已這麼厲害喔!
小朋友:對呀,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10!
拔拔麻麻:再來呢?
小朋友:唸完啦!
拔拔麻麻:???
((9,10≠90好嗎?小可愛們
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以上份量應該夠集氣內容了
昨天早上接到阿姨打來的電話
說媽媽出車禍了
據弟弟說
媽媽現在兩隻眼睛都看不到
手腳也都受傷
我擔心的是媽媽有嚴重糖尿病
怕的是併發症發生
希望大家集氣
讓媽媽身體趕快好起來，不要有併發症
謝謝謝謝大家
真的非常感謝
可以不用推文，箭頭即可
謝謝大家
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