[恍神] 我再也不用鱷魚蚊香…
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又被蚊子吵醒…讓我回想到去年一起不堪回憶的往事…
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去年夏夜的某個晚上,蚊子在我耳邊開了半場交響演奏會。
睡得一陣迷糊矇矓,一陣怒火中燒,
幾翻輾轉,終於決定起身翻出陳封已久的滅蚊神器…鱷魚牌蚊香(不插電的哦)!
看過那種銀色包裝,一桶大概十公分高,蓋子翻過來可以當成蚊香盤的那種嗎?
運氣不錯,蚊香還有超過半桶,一片一片疊在一起。
極為不耐煩的扳了一段下來,
黑暗中摸索著用打火機點好一段蚊香放著,
心裡想說:這下總該可以舒服的睡一場好覺了吧!
不知道過了多久,總之是個夜深人靜的時刻,
睡夢中一直覺得很不舒服,喉嚨又乾又痛的…
不管,繼續睡!睡覺皇帝大!
再過一陣子,真的…喉嚨好痛耶!還是起來喝個水吧?!
眼睛睜開的一瞬間,白茫茫一片…(我在做夢嗎?)
過了大約一秒的晃神…靠悲!失火?!~~~
真的是瞬間從床上彈起來,逃命要緊…(還好有穿睡衣)
只是再回神一想,奇怪,不會熱耶?是不是還在悶燒?
那…先找找起火點吧!
開了燈,轉頭張望張望…
靠悲!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!蚊香發爐了啦!!!!!!!!!!
(囧 我的怨念是有大到這樣嗎?)
匆匆忙忙把發爐中的蚊香拿到浴室沖水…
林老師包卡好大水餃,水沖了兩三分鐘了,還在冒煙?有這麼燒嗎?
最後決定把它們泡在洗手台裡…
(愛睏,沒空跟你們耗)
把窗簾拉開,開窗開門透氣的時候,我在想…到底發生什麼事?
印象中…我是摸著黑,把蚊香丟回蚊香盤裡…
可是蚊香盤…嗯…在桌子下…在桌下…在桌下…?疑?
所以?我是…直接把點燃的蚊香丟進整桶蚊香罐裡?囧
好像是耶…
啊不就還好有爬起來喝水…
不然第三天社會版應該會出現:
「失意青年突發奇想,點蚊香自殺…
究竟是情場失意,亦或是工作壓力?」
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後話:
托這桶蚊香的福,去年整個夏天沒蚊子再來煩過我…
不過衣櫃裡所有的衣服都是濃濃的蚊香味…
上班還被老闆同事嫌臭…Q口Q
就別提我的涼被和床單上的蚊香味了…
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