[無言] 媽媽跟女兒吵嘴很難贏
剛剛要弄熱佛跳牆,笨蛋的我直接拿用陶瓷裝佛跳牆在瓦斯爐上加熱
幸好我還沒笨到不發問,所以我就問了我媽...
"佛跳牆可以直接用瓦斯爐加熱嗎?"
我媽就很無言的回我:
"妳是要把我的瓷甕弄破嗎?你不會用那個$@*#&@^(沒聽清楚)加熱喔!!"
於是,我就自以為聰明的把佛跳牆移到炒菜鍋隔水加熱
可是等了好一會,水都劈哩拍拉跳了,我的佛跳牆的佛都還不跳牆!!(溫溫的) = =
此時,我媽也受不了我了,就跑來廚房看...
我媽:"哩那架白癡!!不是跟你說用銅鍋嗎?哩那架白癡!!!!!"
(原來是要我換鍋子喔...)
我:"因為哇系哩生ㄟ... XDDDDD"
我媽:"郎哇架巧丟!!哪A生哩擠A架白癡丟!!"
(翻譯:人家我哪麼聰明怎會生你這個白癡)
我:"哩賣假!!哩傻面枝(我媽以前朋友都叫她傻面枝)捏!!!!!"
我媽:"哩老母卡賀!!"
我:"溫老母金賀!! XDDD"
我媽:"......幹你娘啊!!!"
我:"哈哈哈哈哈 自幹!!!!"
我媽:".................................."
PS:我跟我媽感情很好,像朋友一樣,她常常跟我鬥嘴都輸在最後這邊!! XDDDDD
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