[無言] 為什麼要逼我當爸爸...
剛剛下班前突然接到一通不認識的電話......
女:你在哪裡?
我:蛤?什麼?
女:你在外面喔?
我:ㄜ...對呀...
女:我有了。
我:蛤?妳說什麼?
女:我說，我有你的小孩的了!我要10萬塊錢墮胎。
我滿臉問號說:蛤?我的小孩?
女:我已經一個多月沒來了，驗出來兩條線。
我:可是那也不是我的阿...
女:你說什麼東西阿?你現在是不想負責嗎?你花心愛玩隨便你，但你說過你會負責的耶!當
初就叫你要戴套，你堅持說不會有問題，現在出事了你說不是你的是什麼意思?
我:ㄜ...妳...
女:我沒有打算嫁給你，給我10萬塊墮胎就好了。
我:10萬塊很合理阿，但...
女:我明天就要!
我:但妳是不是打錯電話了...
女:蛤?打錯電話?
我:我好像不認識妳耶...
女:你不是XXX嗎?
我:ㄜ...我不是...
女:那這電話是09xx-xxx-xxx嗎?
我:不是耶...妳打錯囉...
女:對不起!(掛電話)
真的傻眼了我 ˊ_>ˋ
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