[無言] 人生勝利組
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太太最近迷上甄嬛傳，每天本宮來本宮去的，
昨天他一如往常的批上毛毯模仿劇中對白
他說『勝者為王(指著自己)，敗者為寇(指著我)』
因為我正在念書還沒反應過來，先是愣了一下
他就說『It means you are loser, I am winner』(抓著毛毯華麗轉圈)
我說『拜託，我知道那句話是甚麼意思好不好......ㄟ，可是你不覺得這樣你比較慘嗎?』
他說『哪有，我是winner耶』
我說『對阿，可是你想想看，你跟個loser在一起耶，可我太太是個winner耶，你不
覺得我才是人生勝利組嗎?』
換太太愣了一下，大叫了一聲『放肆!!!!!!』就跑回房間了
然後就一個晚上都在不爽..........
我有說錯嗎?大家?
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