[無言] 國文老師 你會不會太扯....
事情是發生在我年幼無知的國中時期
本班換了三年的國文老師
第三年大家努力拼著學測
老師為了砥礪大家總會邊罵邊講以前的豐功偉業
有一次一陣午後的雷陣雨後
似乎勾起老師的回憶
老師說：「你們知道我以前曾經在海拔一兩千公尺上的學校教書。」
眾人提起精神注意聽
我OS：「我聽你在屁.....」
老師接著說：「有一次下午天色昏暗，突然有一朵雲飄進教室。」
(他後來補充說說窗戶是開著的)
眾人均議論紛紛
我OS：「最好是能這樣辣。」
老師又說：「沒想到，那朵雲居然開始下起雨了，教室就像淹水一樣。」
眾人均發出讚嘆聲
我OS：「你可以再誇張一點....」
老師最後補充：「對了，當時我們的學生都很認真，大家一起撐傘繼續上課了呢。」
眾人均鼓掌拍手叫好
我完全傻眼....
事後我抓了幾個比較好的朋友(男女都有)
我：「你們不覺得今天，國文老師那個很唬爛嗎...?」
眾人異口同聲：
「不會啊！一聽就覺得是真的」
「不會啊!一聽就覺得是真的」
「不會啊!一聽就覺得是真的」
打到這邊我又頭暈了
這種恐怖的事情還是只能留在心裡啊
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