[無言] 先生這是你的鑰匙
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以上收到!!
剛剛慢跑到有點腳酸要閃人的時候
走到公園門口
突然有人拍我的肩膀
回頭一看
是個氣喘呼呼的大叔
並且拿了一串鑰匙給我
說道
[這是前面那個白色衣服掉的,我跑不動了,麻煩你]
我往前一看
哪來的白色阿= =?
不過既然都接過來了
也只能趕快往前飛奔!!!
衝過了一個又一個人
正當我筋疲力竭又失去目標的同時
一道白色人影突然隱沒至轉角處
看到這畫面我精神一振
立馬加快速度衝向目標
終於碰到他肩膀的那一剎那
我勉強開口並伸出鑰匙
[先生,這是你的鑰匙嗎?]
(喔,謝謝ˊ_>ˋ)
然後他就繼續向前跑了
我真的覺得很崩潰阿!!!!!!!!!!
這麼辛苦的追逐他居然只得到淡定臉!?
不過我也只能安慰自己說是他覺得很蠢所以強裝淡定
恩...
在此奉勸有慢跑習慣的朋友們
褲子沒有拉鍊就別把鑰匙放在口袋!
真要放口袋,你就別跑得那麼快!!!!
不然撿到鑰匙要還你的人真的很累阿阿阿阿阿
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