[無言] 女朋友懷孕了

看板StupidClown作者 (也無風雨也無晴)時間11年前 (2012/08/05 23:32), 編輯推噓244(245推 1噓 36→)
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板工提醒:內容少於二十字 或 少於三行,會立刻砍文,並視情況劣退! 想發集氣文或問卷文的，請先去看板規八 ========================================================================== 今天跟朋友出去從朋友那聽來的XDDD 主角是朋友父親的同事，以下簡稱A爸 有一天A爸一早起床，發現自己的親兒子跪在他床前 於是A爸就趕緊問兒子怎麼了 兒子就劈哩啪啦開始掉淚，說女朋友懷孕甚麼的blabla A爸一聽當然是又驚又怒，但心想人家都懷孕了都已經造成既成事實 事到如今打罵兒子也沒用了，只能好好接受&好好處理 於是A爸就看著兒子 A爸問:那她人呢? 兒子:...在外面 A爸:讓她進來吧... 然後...... 他兒子的女朋友就抱著一個BABY走了進來....... 可想而知A爸有多麼晴天霹靂... P.S聽說A爸跟同事們講這件事後所有同事當場都笑翻了 可是回到家第一件事就是跑去跟小孩說:拜託你們以後千萬不要這樣..... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 1.171.184.147 ※ 編輯: aiya0824 來自: 1.171.184.147 (08/05 23:33)
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08/05 23:37, , 1F
吃好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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好扯XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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這...不叫懷孕吧？
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08/05 23:42, , 6F
A爸都傻了吧XDDDD
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08/05 23:47, , 7F
免洗..的阿公 XDDDDDDD
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08/05 23:50, , 8F
........... A爸哭笑不得吧
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/05 23:54, , 10F
這已經不是先上車後補票了 是貨到付款了
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XDDD 當場含飴弄孫, 多有效率
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A爸連按暫停鍵的時間都沒有...
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貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD太快了啊
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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得來速~~~~XDDDDDDDDD
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貨到付款XDDDDDD
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好快就生了 XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/06 00:01, , 20F
兒子：我們交往明明就還不到十個月...(騷頭）
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XDDDDDDDDD
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懷孕了... 什麼時候的事? 去年...
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無痛升級阿公 瞬間轉職 可喜可賀 空降金孫
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推內文還有貨到付款 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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↑↑↓↓←→←→ＡＢ等登燈~~阿爸瞬間升級阿公
08/06 00:06, 25F
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08/06 00:07, , 26F
貨到付款~~笑翻
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08/06 00:09, , 27F
哈哈 超級無敵快
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08/06 00:10, , 28F
推 gouyan:是貨到付款了 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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得來速
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太扯了 這最後怎麼收拾呀XD
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08/06 00:13, , 32F
車都到站了....XDDD
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都生出來了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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是精神時光屋還是直接轉職當阿公XD
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跪求後續
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有笑有推!
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08/06 00:19, , 37F
超誇張XD
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08/06 00:20, , 38F
推貨到付款 XD
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08/06 00:22, , 39F
不接受也不行了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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還有 203 則推文
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貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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貨到付款...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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真是太靠北的貨到付款 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/07 20:03, , 246F
一秒變阿公
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超扯!!!!馬上含飴弄孫!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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一秒變阿公XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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這種父親節禮物wwwww
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貨到付款XDDDDDDDDDDD
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太展開完全沒想到!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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呵呵強迫中獎
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一秒變阿公XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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推貨到付款 一秒變阿公 真的大展開~!
08/08 21:14, 256F
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08/08 23:43, , 257F
一秒鐘變阿公XD
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08/09 03:13, , 258F
哇哈哈哈哈 推文也太好笑 XDDDDD
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XDD
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貨到付款 XD
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貨到付款 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSDSSSSSS
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一秒變阿公XD
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有超展開的版本嗎XDDDD
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08/10 11:53, , 264F
一秒變阿公.....真的是超展開
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莫名其妙的吸收到經驗值 然後成功轉職 XD
08/10 14:02, 265F
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貨到付款請簽收 (恩?
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...................XDDDD
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XDDDD大笑中~~~(借轉FB)
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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你先睡，睡一覺起來，稱呼就不一樣了。
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08/12 11:12, , 271F
貨到付款XD
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貨到付款XDDD這句好
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推貨到付款。 真的好笑XD
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貨到付款XD
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貨到付款...XD
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貨到付款真的不錯笑 XD
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貨到付款+一秒變阿公太正點哈哈哈哈哈笑慘
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Xdxdxdxdxd整個命中笑點
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先產後奏...
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貨到付款XDDDD
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兒子和媳婦帶著孫子參加他們的婚禮
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