[無言] 被搭訕了
今天起了個大早,到台大操場運動
想說好久沒逛逛台大校園了,就順便走走
看看醉月湖現在改建的新模樣
走著走著,到了湖邊,看著紅冠水雞築巢、夜鷺在打瞌睡、烏龜抬它的頭仰望天空
其中最讓我印象深刻的是,一隻黑天鵝在跟我點頭,而且發出非常親柔的聲音
然後非常紳士的陪我"遊湖"一圈,完全無視湖邊的夜鷺、紅冠水雞、
還有跟牠同種的白色家鵝,就算是我,也知道牠在對我發出善意
我停下來仔細的看著牠,牠也很大方的側著臉,讓我觀察牠的身形
無奈時間有限,不久我就回去了
回去之後,調查了一下鵝的肢體語言,才發現..........
我被一隻黑天鵝求偶了!!!!
(不斷點頭、一路尾隨、接近並側身展露身形)
PS.只有雄性才會求偶
不過我在生物學的分類,也是個雄性....
這種超越種族、跨越性別的愛情
也只能婉拒牠的錯愛了....冏>
真是個令人印象深刻的搭訕阿....
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