[童年] 被狗追
原po小姪女是個可愛天真的小蘿莉,今年小學一年級
在鄉下有很多的野狗,所以我們大家小時候都有被野狗追著跑的經驗
但是原po的小姪女,真不知道他是太天真還是太可愛
有一次帶她去國小走走,炫耀一下我可愛的姪女
說時遲、那時快,有一隻天殺的流浪狗突然追著我姪女跑
我姪女邊哭邊跑邊喊著:叔叔救我~~~
我立馬狂奔向她,夾著著馬不停蹄的憂傷阿 OS:你被野狗咬傷我會被我哥殺死吧↓
就在這個摩門特
我姪女突然停下來
我姪女突然停下來
我姪女突然停下來
雙手成膜拜姿勢 說 一聲 : 紅...
紅...
紅...
野狗:囧............
我:囧..............
姪女:(默) 一動也不動。
野狗就默默離開了.......
蝦餃阿! 野狗也會玩紅綠燈是吧!!
而且我姪女這招是哪招阿????太天才了吧!敗給她了
事後我也帶著驚慌失措的她去買好多零食,塞她的嘴!
不然被我大嫂知道的話,我以後可能很難在帶她出去玩了 囧
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真是抱歉,想不到本人的用詞引起那麼大的宣波
不過這篇重點是要分享我姪女的笨點啦,在笨版輕鬆看笑話就好 : )
好吧,為了平息宣波,補上蘿莉萌照,把重點拉回我姪女本身
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※ 編輯: ochewwae 來自: 60.249.133.223 (06/08 12:27)
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