[大哭] 一顆鼻屎的代價
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前天買完早餐要去上班路上
忽然覺得鼻子好癢
就伸手進去挖了一下
挖出了又黏又大條的鼻屎
因為在騎車也不方便拿衛生紙
我就想說要把他甩掉
可是實在太黏了~不管我怎麼用力甩還是黏在我得小指頭上
之後我想到 先黏在車頭上吧
就在我得意的黏好 抬起頭時
電線桿已經離我不到30公分距離
等我在有意識時 已經滾道馬路上了
好心的路人說要幫我叫救護車 我還說:不用!!!(心想:因為一顆鼻屎而上救護車好像
有點丟臉)
可是實在太痛 臉都腫起來了 只好乖乖上救護車
這中間警察、醫生、護士、路人、各路朋友都問:妳是太累嗎??為什麼自己去撞電線桿??
妳低頭在看什麼??
我真的很難跟他們說:我在低頭看我的鼻屎
這顆臭鼻屎害我腫成豬頭樣Q_Q
(很可怕 不喜勿入)
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