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那天騎車
騎著騎著
就一隻蜜蜂飛進來全罩式安全帽
我本來想說 過一會就飛走了不在意
蜜蜂就在我臉頰上 爬阿爬的
突然狠狠來一下
馬勒戈壁臥草尼馬的幾把毛
超痛的 而且整個臉都麻掉 我趕快停在路邊 處理那隻蜜蜂
一個身上背很多東西的鄉下歐巴桑看到我停在路邊 突然用跑的跑過來!!!
歐巴桑:請問加油站怎麼走!!!???
我整個臉都麻掉了
而且那隻蜜蜂還在安全帽裡爬阿爬 不知道甚麼時候還要來一下
嘴巴也麻了 一時之間也不能講話 我就不理那個古裝打扮的歐巴桑
手忙腳亂地去解安全帽的扣子
偏偏那頂安全帽的扣子要用一點巧勁才打得開 匆忙之下就打不開
歐巴桑還在不停追問:加油站怎麼走??加油站怎麼走??離這邊最近的加油站怎麼走??
跟全連先生一樣煩
我忍不住大吼:賣岔啦!! 蜜蜂飛到我安全帽裡面了啦!!!!還在叮我!!!!
歐巴桑:喔!!!安內喔!!!! 後!!! 挖但李!!!
然後歐巴桑 就乖乖閉嘴 站的直挺挺的 看我一邊手忙腳亂
好容易把安全帽拿下來 我彷彿重見天日一般
呼吸兩口新鮮空氣 去找那隻該死的蜜蜂
我把蜜蜂從安全帽上剝掉 讓他回歸大自然
蜜蜂飛阿飛阿飛到地上
突然 啪!!!!!!!!!
蜜蜂!!我幫你踩死他!!! 歐巴桑大喊
不負地表最強的頭銜 就把蜜蜂幹掉了
T_T小蜜蜂.......我要放生的阿....
然後歐巴桑繼續問我加油站怎麼走
我因為氣他無故殺生 就不理他逕自騎走了
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