[聽錯] 同學教我打麻將好不好~!!
以下是強者我朋友的真人真事
千求萬求終於徵求同意以後才PO上來的XD
以下為第一人稱
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今天和朋友去買章魚燒小丸子
總共買了兩盒海苔一盒原味
章魚燒大嬸:「是不是三盒要放一起?」
我：「一台分開裝~」
我\⊙-⊙/ (．＿．?)大嬸
過了三秒
我：「一盒海苔的分開裝....」
章魚燒大嬸：「同學會打麻將齁~~」
呃....其實我不會啊啊啊OAQ~~~~~~~~~~
開始不斷解釋我眞的不會打麻將
但章魚燒大嬸一直用懷疑的眼光審視著我T^T
最後終於順利地帶著章魚燒逃離，走回去的路上...
身後傳來一句
「同學，教麻將好不好!!」
挖哩~~就說我不會了嘛(／‵Д′)／~ ╧╧
這附近的店家感情也太好了吧
這老闆幹嘛偷聽我跟章魚燒大嬸的對話>"<
於是很大聲，非常非常非常很大聲的回
「不要!!!!!!!>"<」
想說這樣應該有表達我的不滿了吧
沒想到轉頭時發現....
/XXX蔥抓餅/
|蒜|.|椒|招|.|....
|蓉|.|麻|牌|.|....
|醬|.|醬|醬|.|.... 不要!!!!!!
餅老闆(無辜) 客人(疑惑) 我 ／
(⊙0⊙)"?? (？o？)? (‵□′)
原來
蔥抓餅的老闆只是和藹的問著那位客人
「同學，椒麻醬好不好!!」「同學，教麻將好不好!!」
「同學，椒麻醬好不好!!」「同學，教麻將好不好!!」
「同學，椒麻醬好不好!!」「同學，教麻將好不好!!」
我可以找個地洞鑽嗎..............T^T
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