[大哭] 我要把你賣掉

看板StupidClown作者 (貝貝)時間14年前 (2011/10/05 02:38), 編輯推噓70(70015)
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============這是真人真事,但是我不是我朋友============ 我朋友昨天跟他男友出去吃宵夜 騎車走了一條沒走過的路 我朋友就問她男友說:你要帶我去哪裡啊?(裝害怕) 她男友就說:嘿嘿~我要帶你去賣掉!(裝奸詐) 我朋友反應很快的回:那剛好,我也想換一個新主人了!(抬頭挺胸) 然後....................... 然後.......................     然後....................... 他男友就哭了! ================THE END================ 笨點:應該是她男友好像忘了是自己先開的玩笑,又忘記跟也是鄉民的女友認真就輸了。    其實一個快30歲的大男人把車停下來在路邊哭泣有糗到,尤其是跳到自己挖的坑。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 125.228.105.81

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10/05 03:11, , 2F
我還能說甚麼?
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10/05 03:18, , 3F
XDD
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10/05 03:31, , 4F
朋友的經驗是 我已經幫你找到買家了...
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10/05 04:07, , 5F
跟我一樣純(蠢)情的男人,能不推嗎?
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10/05 04:46, , 6F
不 行!
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10/05 07:31, , 7F
就 哭 了 QQ~
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10/05 07:41, , 8F
看...連女友也是鄉民...
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10/05 08:08, , 9F
好可愛XD
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10/05 08:16, , 10F
(′﹀‵")
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10/05 08:41, , 11F
該說這男朋友可愛還是笨勒= =??
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10/05 08:53, , 12F
是太感動了~喜極而泣!!
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10/05 09:14, , 13F
XDDDDD
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.....
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10/05 09:30, , 15F
溫馨
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10/05 09:37, , 16F
四樓的朋友有備而來....
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10/05 09:46, , 17F
可惡太可愛了這個男人XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/05 09:50, , 18F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/05 09:53, , 19F
感覺很沒擔當說
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10/05 10:00, , 20F
哭了...
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10/05 10:01, , 21F
性情中人
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10/05 10:05, , 22F
好狠XD
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10/05 10:10, , 23F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/05 10:25, , 24F
哭了耶...真誇張xD"
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10/05 10:55, , 25F
這男人可愛到讓我爆笑:P
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10/05 11:23, , 26F
我已經幫你找到買家真的超傷耶...
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10/05 11:39, , 27F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/05 11:46, , 28F
推文喜極而泣是怎樣XDDDDD
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10/05 11:53, , 29F
這也太好笑了XDDDDDDDD
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10/05 12:02, , 30F
我怎覺得娘了
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10/05 12:26, , 31F
也是鄉民的女友--> 她女友也有30cm 嗎
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10/05 12:36, , 32F
.......有沒有這麼娘
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10/05 12:48, , 33F
也太可愛了吧 XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/05 13:00, , 34F
兩頭之間30cm
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10/05 13:55, , 35F
好可愛喔XDDDDDDDDDD
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10/05 13:59, , 36F
XDDDDDD
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10/05 14:03, , 37F
喜極而泣還蠻合理的XD
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10/05 14:11, , 38F
好溫馨喔XDDDD 這男生也太可愛了吧!!
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10/05 14:13, , 39F
好溫馨阿~~ 這男的真的太可愛了!!!
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10/05 14:31, , 40F
太好笑了XDDDD
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10/05 14:32, , 41F
確定有買家嗎?
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10/05 14:39, , 42F
他終於等到他要的答案了!!!
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10/05 15:12, , 43F
認真就輸了~XDDDDDD
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10/05 15:23, , 44F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/05 15:24, , 45F
微微的閃意~
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10/05 16:04, , 46F
性情中人!
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10/05 16:06, , 47F
推 ken770316:他終於等到他要的答案了!!!
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10/05 16:29, , 48F
也太可愛了吧XD
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10/05 16:41, , 49F
認真就輸了~XDDDDD
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10/05 17:01, , 50F
他的淚是感動!!!!!!!!!! (OS:終於銷出去了....
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/05 17:59, , 53F
"ken770316:他終於等到他要的答案了!!!"也許是正解XD
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10/05 18:15, , 54F
笑死我了XDDDDDDDD
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10/05 18:35, , 55F
好甜wwwwwwwwwwww
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10/05 18:46, , 56F
推文好好笑xddddd
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10/05 19:15, , 57F
喜極而泣嗎?
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四樓好慘
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10/05 20:16, , 59F
好蠢....
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10/05 21:22, , 60F
竟然認真了~~ 哈哈XDD
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10/05 22:04, , 61F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/05 22:05, , 62F
推文好好笑XDDDDDD
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10/05 23:36, , 63F
那男生也太有趣了吧XD
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10/06 00:25, , 64F
男: 嗚嗚嗚 我總算可以換了
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10/06 10:21, , 65F
========這是真人真事,但~是我,不是我朋友===
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10/06 10:21, , 66F
這樣斷句對嗎~~?
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10/06 12:34, , 67F
太可愛了XDDDDDDDDD
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10/06 15:29, , 68F
喜極而泣!!
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10/06 16:16, , 69F
推guodong!
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10/06 21:12, , 70F
不是! 他是被木蘭飛彈刺痛了!
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10/06 23:02, , 71F
好可愛XDDD 是我家男人會更愛他
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10/06 23:10, , 72F
好可愛XDDD
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10/07 00:42, , 73F
這麼娘還能交到女友 我怎麼跟我父母交代我沒女友 哭
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10/07 02:00, , 74F
樓上有沒有想過交不到是因為自己刻板印象的問題
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10/07 13:07, , 75F
k大我相信您交不到女友絕對不是個性問題,是長相 XDDDDD
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10/09 01:24, , 77F
頗可愛的 XDDD
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好可愛喔XD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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10/14 01:35, , 82F
我都會回: 哇!那你要變億萬富翁了
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10/14 17:16, , 83F
太扯XDD
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11/04 15:26, , 84F
我也常常跟女王這樣玩耶...
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11/10 15:40, , 85F
真有才 跟她一起出遊一定會笑倒
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