[聽錯] 昨天下午,我媽害我不敢出門了
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是這樣的
昨天下午心血來潮
把閃光找來家裡
要他來嘗嘗我剛學會的"蛋包飯"
我媽就很識相的出去喝咖啡了
然而
不喝還好
一去就造成了我現在出門
鄰居都會投以異樣的眼光.......
事情是這樣發生的
我媽在常去的咖啡店遇上了鄰居
鄰居:你怎麼這個時間會出來喝咖啡阿?
我媽:阿就兒子帶女朋友回家炒飯阿
阿就兒子帶女朋友回家炒飯阿
阿就兒子帶女朋友回家炒飯阿
阿就兒子帶女朋友回家炒飯啊!!!!!!!!!
鄰居的臉都綠了
我媽還在繼續講
「我也不是那麼死板的人阿~兒子長大了需要一點空間~我剛好就出來喝咖啡阿~
我常常再跟他講~約會不要到處亂跑~在家裡多好~有冷氣吹~又有電視看~
要幹嘛也不怕人家看...........................................」
當天晚上我聽鄰居這樣跟我講我已經夠崩潰了
結果我爸回來又跟我說
爸:兒子阿
我:幹嘛
爸:下午我在跟我同事聊天阿~講到你女朋友
我:恩 ?
爸:我說你們今天中午在家炒飯!他們就不講話了!
我說你們中午在家炒飯
我說你們中午在家炒飯
我說你們中午在家炒飯!!!!!!!!
我:............
爸:我還說下次我們父子一起炒飯!
下次我們父子一起炒飯
下次我們父子一起炒飯
下次我們父子一起炒飯!!!!!!!!!!
爹娘,我以後還想做人.....
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