[無言] 小朋友，你喜歡籃球嗎!?

看板StupidClown作者 (～^.^～)時間12年前 (2011/09/09 01:10), 編輯推噓231(251推 20噓 34→)
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剛剛晚上吃飽飽 去樓下散步 經過一個籃球場 剛好有一堆小孩在 "踢籃球" 球彈到坐著吹風聊天的一對老夫妻旁邊 於是小孩請他們幫忙撿 突然那男人大喊 :[ 小朋友! 投籃要靠膝蓋啊! ] 話一說完 就把球從三分線跳投 結果投到一顆空心球 還擲到其中一個在籃底附近的小孩 於是那小孩放聲大哭 哭得超慘烈 那男的摸著小孩的頭說 : [ 小朋友，你喜歡籃球嗎!? 你是男生，不可以被球打到 就哭喔!] 接著，那男的拿起籃球，不斷用籃球撞打自己的臉，再說: [ 你看! 叔叔是男生! 被球打到也不會哭喔!] 那小孩說: [ 叔叔...我哭是因為那顆球剛剛沾過大便...] -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 180.94.141.205
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09/09 01:13, , 1F
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
09/09 01:13, 1F
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09/09 01:24, , 2F
太好笑啦！XDDDDDD
09/09 01:24, 2F
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09/09 01:28, , 3F
XD
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09/09 01:28, , 4F
異味性皮膚炎
09/09 01:28, 4F
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09/09 01:30, , 5F
屎臉
09/09 01:30, 5F
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09/09 01:31, , 6F
噗!! 害我水噴出來了啦..
09/09 01:31, 6F
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09/09 01:44, , 7F
XDDDDDDDDD
09/09 01:44, 7F
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09/09 01:47, , 8F
剛喝的紅茶都噴到鍵盤上了....Q口Q
09/09 01:47, 8F
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09/09 01:50, , 9F
真的假的啦!!XDDDDDDDDD
09/09 01:50, 9F
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09/09 01:50, , 10F
我很喜歡 這次是我的真心話
09/09 01:50, 10F
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09/09 01:50, , 11F
現在晚了.....但我笑到根本憋不住XDDDDDDD
09/09 01:50, 11F
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09/09 01:55, , 12F
不行 太有情境了 ... XDDD
09/09 01:55, 12F
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09/09 01:56, , 13F
最近是屎文的時代 且都是用臉接屎(?)
09/09 01:56, 13F
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09/09 02:01, , 14F
太joke的劇情啦~]
09/09 02:01, 14F
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09/09 02:12, , 15F
哈哈哈哈哈
09/09 02:12, 15F
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09/09 02:12, , 16F
消夜正擺在我面前..沒胃口了= =
09/09 02:12, 16F
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09/09 02:13, , 17F
笑慘了XDDD
09/09 02:13, 17F
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09/09 02:13, , 18F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/09 02:13, 18F
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09/09 02:13, , 19F
我比較想知道那個人之後的反應XD
09/09 02:13, 19F
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09/09 02:25, , 20F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/09 02:25, , 21F
快看有人結屎臉
09/09 02:25, 21F
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09/09 02:27, , 22F
屎臉
09/09 02:27, 22F
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09/09 02:32, , 23F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/09 02:32, 23F
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09/09 02:35, , 24F
我大笑了，笑得如此撕心裂肺(捶桌)
09/09 02:35, 24F
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09/09 02:36, , 25F
應該要爆吧XD
09/09 02:36, 25F
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09/09 02:42, , 26F
XDDDDDDDDD 結果換那個人哭了嗎
09/09 02:42, 26F
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09/09 02:43, , 27F
哈哈哈~~~好白爛喔XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/09 02:43, 27F
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09/09 02:45, , 28F
太好笑 補推
09/09 02:45, 28F
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09/09 02:53, , 29F
太有畫面了
09/09 02:53, 29F
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09/09 02:58, , 30F
臉會臭臭的ＸＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤＤ
09/09 02:58, 30F
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09/09 02:59, , 31F
一秒就屎臉@@
09/09 02:59, 31F
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09/09 03:07, , 32F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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09/09 03:09, , 33F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/09 03:09, 33F
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09/09 03:13, , 34F
爆
09/09 03:13, 34F
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09/09 03:16, , 35F
這篇會爆
09/09 03:16, 35F
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09/09 03:19, , 36F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/09 03:19, 36F
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09/09 03:19, , 37F
笑死我了
09/09 03:19, 37F
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09/09 03:19, , 38F
悲劇阿XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/09 03:19, 38F
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09/09 03:19, , 39F
XD
09/09 03:19, 39F
還有 226 則推文
還有 2 段內文
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09/12 16:02, , 266F
d=靠杯 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
09/12 16:02, 266F
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09/12 16:42, , 267F
XDDDDD 好經典
09/12 16:42, 267F
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09/12 23:41, , 268F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/12 23:41, 268F
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09/13 01:14, , 269F
後勁很強XDD
09/13 01:14, 269F
噓
09/13 18:34, , 270F
sorry!
09/13 18:34, 270F
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09/13 19:53, , 271F
爆
09/13 19:53, 271F
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09/13 20:38, , 272F
怎麼沒有爆?笑慘我了XDDD
09/13 20:38, 272F
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09/13 22:28, , 273F
難怪把籃球拿來踢...
09/13 22:28, 273F
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09/13 22:41, , 274F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/13 22:41, 274F
噓
09/14 00:51, , 275F
星爺梗
09/14 00:51, 275F
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09/14 01:22, , 276F
XD
09/14 01:22, 276F
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09/14 01:48, , 277F
XDDDDD
09/14 01:48, 277F
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09/14 02:01, , 278F
到了用球砸自己臉就狠有畫面了~結局更好XDD
09/14 02:01, 278F
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09/14 07:30, , 279F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/14 07:30, 279F
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09/14 11:15, , 280F
XD
09/14 11:15, 280F
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09/14 15:34, , 281F
太白癡了啦 上班要憋笑好痛苦
09/14 15:34, 281F
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09/14 16:40, , 282F
嘴角失守...
09/14 16:40, 282F
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09/14 18:10, , 283F
後勁有夠強的啦
09/14 18:10, 283F
噓
09/14 19:39, , 284F
假的吧!!真的也不太好笑
09/14 19:39, 284F
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09/14 20:09, , 285F
那就爆吧～
09/14 20:09, 285F
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09/15 01:58, , 286F
就可文給噓
09/15 01:58, 286F
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09/15 10:59, , 287F
難怪要用踢的XDDDDD
09/15 10:59, 287F
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09/15 13:26, , 288F
異味性皮膚炎
09/15 13:26, 288F
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09/15 14:11, , 289F
這是就可吧!XDDDDD
09/15 14:11, 289F
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09/16 02:57, , 290F
後勁好強....XDDDDDDDDDDD
09/16 02:57, 290F
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09/16 10:34, , 291F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/16 10:34, 291F
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09/17 14:48, , 292F
大笑
09/17 14:48, 292F
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09/19 17:30, , 293F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/19 17:30, 293F
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09/19 19:21, , 294F
XD
09/19 19:21, 294F
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09/19 21:59, , 295F
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
09/19 21:59, 295F
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09/23 23:17, , 296F
後勁好強XDD
09/23 23:17, 296F
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09/29 06:17, , 297F
八卦最近也出一堆酸民了 真悲劇
09/29 06:17, 297F
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09/29 06:18, , 298F
笨版 打錯了
09/29 06:18, 298F
噓
09/30 21:11, , 299F
好假的感覺..
09/30 21:11, 299F
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10/01 11:15, , 300F
XD
10/01 11:15, 300F
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10/01 20:29, , 301F
有笑有推 又不一定不是真的~~~
10/01 20:29, 301F
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10/01 22:45, , 302F
叔叔：「嗚哇哇哇哇」　弟弟：「叔叔，你是男生，不可以」
10/01 22:45, 302F
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10/26 05:15, , 303F
..........
10/26 05:15, 303F
噓
02/16 16:45, , 304F
很假
02/16 16:45, 304F
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02/28 12:40, , 305F
XD
02/28 12:40, 305F
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